i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white
Not a single one
There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it
Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off
but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot
Saw my all time favourite dress. Great opportunity to shoot some close-ups!
THIS IS A FUCKING DRAGON DRESS YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
The Game of Life.
oh my god
what an interesting way to look at things.
lifes a gamble
and death always wins
because death has nothing to lose
Or maybe because Death’s a cheating whore look at that fuck hiding cards under his bony ass
You can’t cheat death
Because Death has already cheated you
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D
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YOU COULD HAVE A MAGIC TREE TATTOO THAT CHANGES WITH THE SEASONS
This is INSANELY cool. Until someone hacks the software and you end up with an ad for Viagra on your arm.
we are the future
In the year 30XX it just never stopped raining and now we live in a dystopian society based on rain. Everyone has an umbrella that functions as part smartphone part fashion statement. Each umbrella is a unique signifier of the owner’s lifestyle and aesthetic.